Next up inthe blue void we have a new clown who will now perform a skit from his upcoming videograph ‘the sad lonely prince of satire’.
Mr Clown?
‘The sad lonely prince of satire’ was the height of my achievement as i was locked in a cabin for 34 days by a crazy homophobic axe murderer who captured me whilst i was dressed in my full regalia for the Sarath Fonseka campaign. How was i to know that it was Pride Week? Sarath always had bad taste.
Anyway this is the height of my achievements so far since it was born from a traumatic experience as we all know, traumatic experiences create the best art. I was never abused as a child and none of my family members had the decency to sexually assault me when i was an innocent child incapable of putting up any form of resistance. This blatant disregard for my artistic development by members of my own family left me sorely in need of some stimulation to unleash the creativity inside that i always knew i posessed.
HAH! now no one will be able to gloat at me when they relate their painful childhoods at the annual clown gatherings. Look at me now cretins!
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Is that it?
…Yes
Don’t you want to tell us a little bit more about your work and how and when we can see it?
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Mr. Clown?
I…I couldn’t. Its..(sniff). ……
Ok, We’ll let you have a few moments to yourself. The rest of you, we’ll be right back after ths short message from our sponsors with an amazing story of a homophobic axe murderer who found political enlightenment by means of traumatic exposure to near fatal levels of bad humor! Stay tuned..
